Friday, August 13, 2004
What the fuck is that noise?
There's some kind of tooting/whining/scraping noise outside. It completely put me off my headline. Heh. Headline. How official.
There was a purpose to this blog. What it was I cannot remember.
I hate it when things like this happen.
There's some kind of tooting/whining/scraping noise outside. It completely put me off my headline. Heh. Headline. How official.
There was a purpose to this blog. What it was I cannot remember.
I hate it when things like this happen.
Ah, madlibs.
Just reading an old one. A madlib love song, with the beautiful and touching chorus
Tim you are my beautiful horse for sure
If I had anthrax you would be the cure.
I love it.
Just reading an old one. A madlib love song, with the beautiful and touching chorus
Tim you are my beautiful horse for sure
If I had anthrax you would be the cure.
I love it.
Moments from Mary's past....I'm such a copycat.
But, I would like it if someone could explain this to me:
"I'm pathetic and pitiable.I deserve to be locked up in a dark cupboard for several years."
What? Why? What did I do?
"No, wait. Maybe it's because Harrison Ford is sexier than Christian Slater (even if his arms scare me), there was no sex-in-a-phone-booth scene, and no visitations from Elvis. And I only watched half an hour of TR. Bloody weird movie that."
"So many things start with F. (No, honestly. And not just fuck. You dirtyminded person, you.) Stuff like Friday, the first of february. (Which would be today.) Stuff like foxes, frogs, friends, and fifty-two. "
"I have Satan - I mean, I have Ms Young for English again."
And here's a revalation: [i can't spell]: John is older than Wade! I never knew. Well, I did, obviously, but I forgot.
And the most beautiful quote of all:
Satan, oscillate my metallic sonatas!
I love palindromes.
But, I would like it if someone could explain this to me:
"I'm pathetic and pitiable.I deserve to be locked up in a dark cupboard for several years."
What? Why? What did I do?
"No, wait. Maybe it's because Harrison Ford is sexier than Christian Slater (even if his arms scare me), there was no sex-in-a-phone-booth scene, and no visitations from Elvis. And I only watched half an hour of TR. Bloody weird movie that."
"So many things start with F. (No, honestly. And not just fuck. You dirtyminded person, you.) Stuff like Friday, the first of february. (Which would be today.) Stuff like foxes, frogs, friends, and fifty-two. "
"I have Satan - I mean, I have Ms Young for English again."
And here's a revalation: [i can't spell]: John is older than Wade! I never knew. Well, I did, obviously, but I forgot.
And the most beautiful quote of all:
Satan, oscillate my metallic sonatas!
I love palindromes.
Moments from Mary's past....I'm such a copycat.
But, I would like it if someone could explain this to me:
"I'm pathetic and pitiable.I deserve to be locked up in a dark cupboard for several years."
What? Why? What did I do?
"No, wait. Maybe it's because Harrison Ford is sexier than Christian Slater (even if his arms scare me), there was no sex-in-a-phone-booth scene, and no visitations from Elvis. And I only watched half an hour of TR. Bloody weird movie that."
"So many things start with F. (No, honestly. And not just fuck. You dirtyminded person, you.) Stuff like Friday, the first of february. (Which would be today.) Stuff like foxes, frogs, friends, and fifty-two. "
"I have Satan - I mean, I have Ms Young for English again."
And here's a revealation: [i can't spell]: John is older than Wade! I never knew. Well, I did, obviously, but I forgot.
And the most beautiful quote of all:
Satan, oscillate my metallic sonatas!
I love palindromes.
But, I would like it if someone could explain this to me:
"I'm pathetic and pitiable.I deserve to be locked up in a dark cupboard for several years."
What? Why? What did I do?
"No, wait. Maybe it's because Harrison Ford is sexier than Christian Slater (even if his arms scare me), there was no sex-in-a-phone-booth scene, and no visitations from Elvis. And I only watched half an hour of TR. Bloody weird movie that."
"So many things start with F. (No, honestly. And not just fuck. You dirtyminded person, you.) Stuff like Friday, the first of february. (Which would be today.) Stuff like foxes, frogs, friends, and fifty-two. "
"I have Satan - I mean, I have Ms Young for English again."
And here's a revealation: [i can't spell]: John is older than Wade! I never knew. Well, I did, obviously, but I forgot.
And the most beautiful quote of all:
Satan, oscillate my metallic sonatas!
I love palindromes.
The wind it doth blow...
May i just say that:
a) I am Mary.
b) When I left the house this morning, I had good hair.
c) But no hairtie.
d) IT WAS THE WINDIEST DAY IN HISTORY, and now my hair is crap. Stupid wind.
In other news, we now have a floor again. Yay for the landlord. It only took him, oh, six weeks?
In other other news, Sam Tuitupou is a legend, but i can't spell his last name.
In other other other news, The GraveDigger [Matmatah] is a brilliant song. Mostly cos they are french, the song's in english, and when they're actually say "I buried some junkies" it sounds like "I buried some donkeys."
And now I am going to be like Steff, and go and revisit the past, when I was funny. Excuse me.
Thursday, August 12, 2004
Yeah I'm back. What'dya expect?
So. You know that Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhahahah life is interesting especially when you're driving quote that I posted before? It perplexes me.
See, I remember posting that. I remember thinking of the exact wording I was going to use when I posted it. I remember the desired effect being that nooooooooobody would know what the hell I was talking about. Well, can't complain about that.
I really don't understand. And it's going to annoy me now. Why was I so amused? And at what?
And I was right, there was a picture. I went back and looked at it in code, and a picture of Young Lance showed up looking textured. I was going to say I don't know why that was so amusing, but I just realised that it must have been one of my little Photoshop warping exercises that I was proudly showing off. This would explain why it still shows up, cos even though I deleted all my nsync pics in their own special folder months ago, this one was saved in another folder with all my "edited" pics.
What this has to do with driving is beyond me.
So. You know that Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhahahah life is interesting especially when you're driving quote that I posted before? It perplexes me.
See, I remember posting that. I remember thinking of the exact wording I was going to use when I posted it. I remember the desired effect being that nooooooooobody would know what the hell I was talking about. Well, can't complain about that.
I really don't understand. And it's going to annoy me now. Why was I so amused? And at what?
And I was right, there was a picture. I went back and looked at it in code, and a picture of Young Lance showed up looking textured. I was going to say I don't know why that was so amusing, but I just realised that it must have been one of my little Photoshop warping exercises that I was proudly showing off. This would explain why it still shows up, cos even though I deleted all my nsync pics in their own special folder months ago, this one was saved in another folder with all my "edited" pics.
What this has to do with driving is beyond me.
I'm sorry, now this is just getting annoying. But:
The Nsyncerator: Starring Mary Beth as herself. Guest starring Steff Bass as the annoying neighbour who pops up to put in her ten cents worth. Regularly.
And:
Aaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa.
Life is interesting. Especially when you're driving.
What. The. Fuck was I on? I have no idea what that was about. I assume it involved a picture that is no longer there. Or else I was having another one of those episodes where I talk to myself and mull over important issues like Wade.
You know, it's funny how things turn out. Like my big rant about how tabloids are stupid and Justin and Britney hadn't broken up (I honestly thought they would get married - I actually cared). Or speculating on Lance's big announcement that was going to be "Out of this world". Yeah, I knew he was gonna try. Pity he never made it. Good tv right there. But he generally makes me cringe now so maybe it was a good thing it all arsed out. And then there was me planning to go to Canterbury Uni and do a BA (this was the plan right up until a good way through 7th form). My, how things change.
Bon appetite! And I can't speak French.
I make myself laugh. The thing is, that's how I thought you spelt it.
So, my friend's an arsonist. That makes me feel good and happy. How the HELL could they have burnt down the gym? Go to nzoom to see what they did. The little shits. Goodnight.
Steff supports her criminal friends through crises thick and thin.
Yes, there is someone fine in our English class, and he avoids me like the plague, which I find highly amusing (the avoiding, not the plague). And he's so subtle about it too.
Lol. I remember that. Poor boy.
Ok, just a quick note cos my teachers are evil and like giving tests at the same time. I was sitting in study today, concentrating on the colonisation of South Africa (as you do) and thinking about the site, and I realised something about the story Cotton Candy. One of my many (cough) fanfics, it has the main character as Stephanie. I would just like to clarify that I did NOT write that story for me, it was a request for a girl called Stephanie, I am not irritating and write stories with myself as the main character. Just to clear that up.
Steff lies through her teeth.
And where is Mary? She hasn't replied to my emails, and she hasn't blogged, and she'd best be on the internet downloading the Superbowl Halftime Show for Thursday or I will eat her. I have a date with her hard drive.
Eating somebody is such a good punishment. Yum yum.
I'd better go now. I actually have stuff to do tonight. Like eat dinner.
The Nsyncerator: Starring Mary Beth as herself. Guest starring Steff Bass as the annoying neighbour who pops up to put in her ten cents worth. Regularly.
And:
Aaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa.
Life is interesting. Especially when you're driving.
What. The. Fuck was I on? I have no idea what that was about. I assume it involved a picture that is no longer there. Or else I was having another one of those episodes where I talk to myself and mull over important issues like Wade.
You know, it's funny how things turn out. Like my big rant about how tabloids are stupid and Justin and Britney hadn't broken up (I honestly thought they would get married - I actually cared). Or speculating on Lance's big announcement that was going to be "Out of this world". Yeah, I knew he was gonna try. Pity he never made it. Good tv right there. But he generally makes me cringe now so maybe it was a good thing it all arsed out. And then there was me planning to go to Canterbury Uni and do a BA (this was the plan right up until a good way through 7th form). My, how things change.
Bon appetite! And I can't speak French.
I make myself laugh. The thing is, that's how I thought you spelt it.
So, my friend's an arsonist. That makes me feel good and happy. How the HELL could they have burnt down the gym? Go to nzoom to see what they did. The little shits. Goodnight.
Steff supports her criminal friends through crises thick and thin.
Yes, there is someone fine in our English class, and he avoids me like the plague, which I find highly amusing (the avoiding, not the plague). And he's so subtle about it too.
Lol. I remember that. Poor boy.
Ok, just a quick note cos my teachers are evil and like giving tests at the same time. I was sitting in study today, concentrating on the colonisation of South Africa (as you do) and thinking about the site, and I realised something about the story Cotton Candy. One of my many (cough) fanfics, it has the main character as Stephanie. I would just like to clarify that I did NOT write that story for me, it was a request for a girl called Stephanie, I am not irritating and write stories with myself as the main character. Just to clear that up.
Steff lies through her teeth.
And where is Mary? She hasn't replied to my emails, and she hasn't blogged, and she'd best be on the internet downloading the Superbowl Halftime Show for Thursday or I will eat her. I have a date with her hard drive.
Eating somebody is such a good punishment. Yum yum.
I'd better go now. I actually have stuff to do tonight. Like eat dinner.
More moments from Steff's past:
Stuff.
1. Denzel (sp?) Washington won an Oscar. Yay!
2. Russell Crowe didn't. Yay!
3. Neither did Peter Jackson.
4. Steff refrains from violently disassembling the keyboard.
5. LOTR had better win either next year or the year after.
6. Random "God bless America!" moment.
7. Since when did the movies become politics?
8. Don't answer that.
9. God bless America!
10. And that's all I have to say about thayat.
11. We have a DVD player.
12. I can watch Making the Tour at home.
13. I watched Making the Tour.
14. Wade: "Hi, I'm Wade J. Robson..."
Me: "He's Australian, did you know?"
Mum: "Really?"
Pause
Me: "He really irritates me."
Mum: "Oh."
Dad: "That'll keep you in shape."
I don't think they were really listening to me. This shows how much my parents care that I'm a closet teeny bopper. Well, not really, but, you know...
15. I need a host. Like now.
16. I should be bothered what's happening to envy.nu.
17. Yet, I am too lazy to actually do it.
18. I might go to bed.
19. Yes, that sounds like fun.
20. Good night.
This whole George WWIII Bush thing has been going on for a while. I forget about all the ranting and raving at school about him. Dude, I was in 6th form on 9/11 or whatever you kids like to call it these days. And yet, school seems like such a long time ago...
Stuff.
1. Denzel (sp?) Washington won an Oscar. Yay!
2. Russell Crowe didn't. Yay!
3. Neither did Peter Jackson.
4. Steff refrains from violently disassembling the keyboard.
5. LOTR had better win either next year or the year after.
6. Random "God bless America!" moment.
7. Since when did the movies become politics?
8. Don't answer that.
9. God bless America!
10. And that's all I have to say about thayat.
11. We have a DVD player.
12. I can watch Making the Tour at home.
13. I watched Making the Tour.
14. Wade: "Hi, I'm Wade J. Robson..."
Me: "He's Australian, did you know?"
Mum: "Really?"
Pause
Me: "He really irritates me."
Mum: "Oh."
Dad: "That'll keep you in shape."
I don't think they were really listening to me. This shows how much my parents care that I'm a closet teeny bopper. Well, not really, but, you know...
15. I need a host. Like now.
16. I should be bothered what's happening to envy.nu.
17. Yet, I am too lazy to actually do it.
18. I might go to bed.
19. Yes, that sounds like fun.
20. Good night.
This whole George WWIII Bush thing has been going on for a while. I forget about all the ranting and raving at school about him. Dude, I was in 6th form on 9/11 or whatever you kids like to call it these days. And yet, school seems like such a long time ago...
Steff visits blogger.com
So, I've just been hanging around here reading my old blogs, lamenting the fact that I have lost all ability to write (damn science subjects) and reliving my 7th form year. So many things I'd forgotten about. Such as my random hatred of Wade Robson.
For example:
You know, it's lucky I didn't happen to be bloggin last night when I was thinking about Wade. He's been pissing me off immensly for reasons no fault of his own, and I was in the mood to put a nice big hole in the shower wall. I'm sure my keyboard would have appreciated that. But I'm over it now (kind of). I can resist it. I can.
You know, if I was a violent person, if I ever met Wade I would probably beat him. And he'd be like, "ARGH! Hey! What the hell are you doing!" and I'd be all, "You bastard! You piss me off so much! STOP DOING STUFF!" and he'd be like, "OK, what did I do? Hey, hey! Stop that! Ow! That's it, I'm calling the police", and I'd be arrested for assaulting a person I've never met and who has never caused me any personal grievances. Man, I'd be taken off to Tokonui and left there to rot. If, you know, Tokonui was still there.
Just, you know, in case you cared.
Violence, violence. I love how I was all eloquent and stuff.
Incidentally, why the hell was I thinking about Wade in the shower?
So, I've just been hanging around here reading my old blogs, lamenting the fact that I have lost all ability to write (damn science subjects) and reliving my 7th form year. So many things I'd forgotten about. Such as my random hatred of Wade Robson.
For example:
You know, it's lucky I didn't happen to be bloggin last night when I was thinking about Wade. He's been pissing me off immensly for reasons no fault of his own, and I was in the mood to put a nice big hole in the shower wall. I'm sure my keyboard would have appreciated that. But I'm over it now (kind of). I can resist it. I can.
You know, if I was a violent person, if I ever met Wade I would probably beat him. And he'd be like, "ARGH! Hey! What the hell are you doing!" and I'd be all, "You bastard! You piss me off so much! STOP DOING STUFF!" and he'd be like, "OK, what did I do? Hey, hey! Stop that! Ow! That's it, I'm calling the police", and I'd be arrested for assaulting a person I've never met and who has never caused me any personal grievances. Man, I'd be taken off to Tokonui and left there to rot. If, you know, Tokonui was still there.
Just, you know, in case you cared.
Violence, violence. I love how I was all eloquent and stuff.
Incidentally, why the hell was I thinking about Wade in the shower?
Bet you can't tell who this is...
So. I just discovered that Mary and I don't have signatures. This is highly useful for distinguishing who is who. Or not.
So, just for the record, I'm Steff. But I already knew that.
Yes.
So. I just discovered that Mary and I don't have signatures. This is highly useful for distinguishing who is who. Or not.
So, just for the record, I'm Steff. But I already knew that.
Yes.
Oh Mary...
"NEW YORK: After Pearl Jam reassembles in early October for its first live shows in nearly a year, the Seattle rock outfit will get busy on its eighth studio album."
Someone's going to have to buy a new album...
"NEW YORK: After Pearl Jam reassembles in early October for its first live shows in nearly a year, the Seattle rock outfit will get busy on its eighth studio album."
Someone's going to have to buy a new album...
Sunday, August 08, 2004
And we lost.
I knew it wasn't worth staying up for. Might as well have, though. Didn't get to sleep until about 2am. Bloody screwed up sleep patterns. The slipped road cover across the street that made a hell of a bang everytime a car drove over it didn't help, either. Fuck.
In other news, I have chocolate. Mmmm.
In other other news, I have a hot American guy in my youth group at church. Mmmm.
In other other other news, he has a ring on his finger. Bugger.
My goodness I hate stats. I hate it with a passion. Could anything else be more boring and unnecessarily complicated? (Apart from anything else to do with maths, of course...) People who want to be professional statisticians are INSANE. And yes, Mary, I'm talking to you. Bloody nerd.
Ah, I love Simon Barnett. He's so lovely. I hope he wins. (No, of course I don't watch Celebrity Treasure Island. What are you talking about?)
Yoanna won America's Next Top Model. Which I also don't watch. I wanted Mercedes to win, so I am sad. Never mind.
Aaaaaaaannnd that's all, folks. Goodnight.
Except that I hate Josh Kronfeld. Asshole. Mmmm, chocolate.
I knew it wasn't worth staying up for. Might as well have, though. Didn't get to sleep until about 2am. Bloody screwed up sleep patterns. The slipped road cover across the street that made a hell of a bang everytime a car drove over it didn't help, either. Fuck.
In other news, I have chocolate. Mmmm.
In other other news, I have a hot American guy in my youth group at church. Mmmm.
In other other other news, he has a ring on his finger. Bugger.
My goodness I hate stats. I hate it with a passion. Could anything else be more boring and unnecessarily complicated? (Apart from anything else to do with maths, of course...) People who want to be professional statisticians are INSANE. And yes, Mary, I'm talking to you. Bloody nerd.
Ah, I love Simon Barnett. He's so lovely. I hope he wins. (No, of course I don't watch Celebrity Treasure Island. What are you talking about?)
Yoanna won America's Next Top Model. Which I also don't watch. I wanted Mercedes to win, so I am sad. Never mind.
Aaaaaaaannnd that's all, folks. Goodnight.
Except that I hate Josh Kronfeld. Asshole. Mmmm, chocolate.
