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Well, I was going to write a group email to the world, but instead I thought I'd just write it here, and then transfer bits. Or something. I already sent an email today, so another one can wait till tomorrow. Or the next day. Or something.

So, Crete. And what we did today. And yesterday.

• Is warm.
• Is cleaner.
• Went to Harry Potter.
• Marvelled at the Weasley Boys and their one moment of attractiveness.
• Was rather shocked at Cedric.
• Ralph Fiennes has no nose!
• Jason Isaacs has a nice voice.
• Theatre was odd. Nice, but odd. And only had one ladies toliet.
• Oooh, A Whiter Shade of Pale.
• Alan Rickman also has a nice voice.
• Then we went home. I had icecream for dinner.
• It was nice.
• Went to Heraklion/Iraklion museum today.
• Am sick of museums. It was not fun.
• Went to Knossos. First to Villa Ariadne [only from outside] and learnt about history of dig site, then to Little Palace, and was interesting, and Unexplored Mansion, which has in fact been explored, and it was interesting.
• Went to Knossos palace site, was like theme park or diorama, rather than actual archaeological site. Was odd. Like being inside diorama, yes. Or one of those books with cutaway pages. All partially restored.
• Went on random bus ride. Almost got killed crossing road.
• Went shopping. Bought chocolate.
• Went to net cafe. Was full. Went to other net cafe.

Stephie, I miss home. Well, no, I don't miss home. I miss the people. This trip would be so much better with you and G-Money and Wonderboy and George and everyone along. We so have to come here again. It's lovely. And there are actually one or two attractive men here! Unlike Athens, where there are none.

G-Money emailed me and told me he was going to get some this weekend. Isn't he charming?

What do you want from over here, btw? Jewellery, tacky souvenir, ouzo? I don't know what to get you or The Red-Haired Girl. Or the Lizard come to that. I've got G-Money an icon, and George the Mini porn cards. I have too many damn people to get something for!

Lol. I just realised what an interesting lead-in I had to that question. G-Money's gonna get some. What do you want? Sorry. Was not intentional.

In other news, Fleming had a tumour! It was benign, but still. Fleming!

But there's been a change of plan so I must type faster than originally planned. Coach is leaving a half hour earlier. So must hurry! Ah!

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh.