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So, I accidentally opened some spam, and this is what it told me.

1. When your fear cometh as desolation, and your destruction cometh as a whirlwind; when distress and anguish cometh upon you. But whoso hearkeneth unto me shall dwell safely, and shall be quiet from fear of evil.
2. CHEAP VIAGRA!
3. April is the cruellest month
4. Never guh a store ah night fuh buy black cloth.
5. One of these days is none of these days.
6. A baby is an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no responsibility at the other.
7. As useful as a chocolate fireguard (or teapot)
8. A crowd is not company.
9. A spy with flatulence will always blow his cover.
10. Home sweet home
11. Excess of ceremony shows want of breeding
12. What we see depends mainly on what we look for
13. In Gates we trust.
14. Past cure, past care
15. Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness
16. He knows best what good is that has endured evil
17. There is always somebody worst of then yourself no matter how bad things seem
18. Love sees no faults.
19. Love nature , live lightly
20. It is good to be knowledgeable, but better to be lovable
21. The difficult we do at once, the impossible takes a little longer
22. The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones

Amazing. Lessons of life from a robot that wants your man to have a better erection.