Friday, January 12, 2007
Films about planes upon which there are snakes does wonders for one's career
A promo ad for Attack of the Clones was just on TV. Am highly amused Samuel L Jackson, aka Mace Windu (yes?) was billed ahead of Hayden Christensen, aka Incredibly Annoying Baby Darth Vader and Ewan McGregor, aka Acceptably Hot Obi Wan Kenobi. Don't worry, Ewan, you'll always be number 1 in my book.
Watched the first Pirates today. The knowledge that Norrington is Steve from Coupling slightly tainted the movie for me, more so than knowing that Legolas cut and dyed his luscious blonde locks for the role. Or is that the other way around? Speaking of the cast, did you know that Keira Knightley played the decoy queen in The Phantom Menace? I went looking for pictures because I didn't believe it (hence the horrific discovery that she is practically EXACTLY THE SAME AGE AS ME), and now that I've seen some I still don't believe it. Am now tremendously pissed off that Phantom Menace was on last week, instead of my previous position of being tremendously pissed off that it was on at all.
Bindi Irwin frightens me. She's like a robot. And is it really appropriate to make celebrities out of small children?
I should probably go to bed. I came home from the beach early in order to pack and generally organise my life, and apart from getting up early to put the recycling out, and being a taxi driver for a few hours, I've done shit all today. Meaning I've got a crap-load to do tomorrow, hence I'll have to get up early, hence I should be asleep RIGHT NOW in order to achieve my required 12 hours of rest.
Watched the first Pirates today. The knowledge that Norrington is Steve from Coupling slightly tainted the movie for me, more so than knowing that Legolas cut and dyed his luscious blonde locks for the role. Or is that the other way around? Speaking of the cast, did you know that Keira Knightley played the decoy queen in The Phantom Menace? I went looking for pictures because I didn't believe it (hence the horrific discovery that she is practically EXACTLY THE SAME AGE AS ME), and now that I've seen some I still don't believe it. Am now tremendously pissed off that Phantom Menace was on last week, instead of my previous position of being tremendously pissed off that it was on at all.
Bindi Irwin frightens me. She's like a robot. And is it really appropriate to make celebrities out of small children?
I should probably go to bed. I came home from the beach early in order to pack and generally organise my life, and apart from getting up early to put the recycling out, and being a taxi driver for a few hours, I've done shit all today. Meaning I've got a crap-load to do tomorrow, hence I'll have to get up early, hence I should be asleep RIGHT NOW in order to achieve my required 12 hours of rest.
