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Well, at least the bride was beautiful.

The three bridesmaids looked hideous. The groomsman were, respectively : Best man, partnered with P, over from England, very nice, slightly odd looking. Groomsman 1, partnered with me!, over from Gold Coast, very funny, fairly good looking. Groomsman 2, a bit of a dick really. And partnered with C.

The groom was nervous and mucked up his vows. The bride giggled all the way up the aisle. Mary giggled when the celebrant read part of the Velveteen Rabbit. "His hair is all loved off..."
And the groom is bald.

There were many photos. Mary is probably blinking in all of them. It took sexy groomsman at least 5 goes to get a decent picture of her and C. [Partly due to flash not going off.]

And yes, that is my exciting wedding story.

No, wait. We went to the wedding in a white stretch limousine! Very swish. We sat there and drank wine.

And in other exciting family news, The Older Brother has brought a girl home for the weekend! Oooooh. She is lovely. They are cute.

It makes me laugh.

What makes me laugh even more is that she's the girl next door. Honestly.

And tell me, Steff, why is G-Money so immature?Well, at least, what's he done now?