Saturday, October 23, 2004
Mary's Guide To Studying The Night Before An Exam.
1. Having finished your afternoon exam at 5.30pm, you should not go home and study. You should celebrate your relief with your classmates, by having a few drinks, but you should go home early.
2. At 10pm, you should think about leaving.
3. Then, G-Money will text you, and say he can give you a ride home at 11.30pm.
4. You should accept.
5. At 11.30pm, you should be collected, then driven around Karori in the wrong direction, because G-Money doesn't know the way, and you are tipsy.
6. When you finally get back to your flat, you should politely ask G-Money for a cup of tea.
7. He will accept.
8. He will then attempt to get bbc.co.uk to play you some music. Then he will have to download real player, which will take 3/4 of an hour.
9. Your computer should then crash, so he will have to do it again.
10. While it is downloading, you should go to McDonalds and get drive through. Mmmm...nuggets.
11. Having done that, you should return to your flat, install realplayer and go to bed.
The time is now 2am.
I did get up at 7.45 this morning though, so I'm doing well. Have read all the lecture notes up to week 6 [and all, prior to today.] Am thinking will not be fun exam, but have hope.
1. Having finished your afternoon exam at 5.30pm, you should not go home and study. You should celebrate your relief with your classmates, by having a few drinks, but you should go home early.
2. At 10pm, you should think about leaving.
3. Then, G-Money will text you, and say he can give you a ride home at 11.30pm.
4. You should accept.
5. At 11.30pm, you should be collected, then driven around Karori in the wrong direction, because G-Money doesn't know the way, and you are tipsy.
6. When you finally get back to your flat, you should politely ask G-Money for a cup of tea.
7. He will accept.
8. He will then attempt to get bbc.co.uk to play you some music. Then he will have to download real player, which will take 3/4 of an hour.
9. Your computer should then crash, so he will have to do it again.
10. While it is downloading, you should go to McDonalds and get drive through. Mmmm...nuggets.
11. Having done that, you should return to your flat, install realplayer and go to bed.
The time is now 2am.
I did get up at 7.45 this morning though, so I'm doing well. Have read all the lecture notes up to week 6 [and all, prior to today.] Am thinking will not be fun exam, but have hope.
