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"So Mary and I have a plan. We were going to move to America, buy a house in Orlando next door to JC (I don't think he lives in Orlando anymore though), and throw Mary's dog over the fence. Then we would have to go and ask for him back, giving us the perfect oppertunity to meet JC (it was funny at the time). Unfortunately, that would involve getting the dog through customs, which would take about 6 months, fitting him on the plane, and having to pick him up and throw him over the fence in Orlando. The dog is very heavy. And smelly. And I didn't fancy the job much. Neither did Mary. Besides, we'd look stupid throwing a dog over a fence. So we came up with an alternative: Kidnap Wade, take him to America, buy a house next door to JC in Orlando, and throw him over the fence. It might work. And afterwards, JC could keep Wade, so we'd never have to see him again. Unless we happened to be getting the milk at the same time..."

Ah, those were the days. I love all this archive stuff. It's like a chest full of treasure. Lance is Evil. Fabulous graphic.