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Byron: Hi, have you seen any sheep?
Joey: ...................No, I can't say I have.
Byron: I've lost this sheep. It's suspected to be hiding in this neighbourhood. Are you sure you haven't seen it? It's a master of disguise...sometimes it's a French maid, sometimes it's a rug.....
Joey: A rug, you say?
Byron: Yeah.
Joey: Well, it just so happens that we do have a rug.
Byron: Where is it? I'll check it out, if you don't mind.
Joey: Well, actually, it's cornered my friend in a room and is tearing his clothes off.
Byron: That's my sheep all right.