Saturday, August 21, 2004

Brilliant moments from the N-Files wannabe: Jeanie in a Boyband
J.C. is browsing an antique shop. His eyes alight on an old lamp. He gasps with delight.
J.C.:Gasp!I'm delighted. That old lamp is just what I need to counter-balance the lamp with big globes I bought a while back.
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J.C.: Guess what guys? Today I was chilling in an antique shop and I rubbed this lamp and a genie popped out and told me I was now a genie.
Lance:J.C, I thought you did crack, not LSD.
J.C.: I don't do drugs. Music is my anti-drug.
Justin:Mine's mind-reading.
Joey: Mine's fighting evil.
Chris: Mine's tiddlywinks.
Lance: Mine's acting.
J.C.:All right guys, these are our anti-drugs...
*Nsync: What's your anti-drug?
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And this is from the pick a path:

You settle comfortably into your seat and look to see who's next to you. Your eyes bug out in shock.On your left, a small green martian from Planet X. On your right, Lance Bass!You don't know who you want to talk to more.

Hehheh. This could keep me entertained for hours.



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