Friday, December 05, 2003
Random musician flavoured jokes...
Got these from my friend. Think I might have sent them to her originally, back in the day...I'd forgotten them.
Did you hear about the bass player that threw the drummer out of the
band?
Seems the drummer de-tuned one of the strings, and wouldn't tell him which one.
What did the guitarist do when he was told to turn on his amp?
He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it.
Why don't bass players play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?
Twenty. One to change the bulb and nineteen to say they could have done it better.
How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.
What do you throw to a drowning guitar player?
His amp.
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat minor.
Never trust someone who says they like avant-garde Jazz. They'll probably lie about other things too.
Got these from my friend. Think I might have sent them to her originally, back in the day...I'd forgotten them.
band?
Seems the drummer de-tuned one of the strings, and wouldn't tell him which one.
He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it.
Because no one will look for them.
Twenty. One to change the bulb and nineteen to say they could have done it better.
None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.
His amp.
A flat minor.
